Madness...early morning..already start crapiness! During sahur...Nik was still online so we chatted..and suddenly we came up with a lame stuff...Instead of star wars..we had Mat Wars...And then there's Obi Mat Kedondong,Guai Gonjeng,Chew Bakar,Princess Meenah,Han Selow,R2-BUNTU,C3-BODO (under the feet there's a mark saying "Buatan Malaysia" And have small written words on the side saying "Malaysia Boleh wawasan 2020". And then I came up with the trailer...u know..one of those Star Wars trailers whereby the camera fades in and out..and there's like..part of the scene..and then words used to say out..like "One destiny" u know..stuff like that...Okay..Yoda has been changed to Mendak...so here it is...

Mendak:"Gua rasa budak itu,banyak kemarahanya" Mace Gundu:"Memang benar Mendak...Tapi...tetap macam siak,muka tak seberapa..." Mendak:"Diam! Aku tetap rasa force dia"

(Camera fades out then the word writes out) "Kalau satu hari,semua akan tenggelam"

(Camera fades in showing the mat takin' out his parang..and doing some fancy moves then camera fades out again)

"Kalau dunia islam,sudah tak betul" (camera fades in again,showing minah wearing skimpy clothes and having their face made up with 2cm Thick make ups then camera fades out again)

"Apa akan terjadi?Adalah ini nasib?" (Camera fades in again showing the mat clones lining up and marching and chanting,"Heran tak heran,goyang tak goyang"while another camera is showing the enemies (minahs) on the other side gearing up and then the camera fades out again)

"Akan ini semua,dibetulkan?" (Camera fades in and then loud music plays by some ochestra and then showing minahs and mat clones running towards each other with parangs,handbags or whatever things lah and then suddenly*BOOM*) In written form: Coming to the cinemas near u...Mat Wars: Attack Of The Minahs

Well,that's some mad stuff I came up with...hope it somehow,entertain u guys...Peace!

May the Golden Hair,be with u...